My 10 Favorite Paulie Walnuts Quotes from The Sopranos

There's just no substitution for Paulie quotes.

Here are my top 10 favorite quotes from Paulie Walnuts (Paulie Gualtieri) in The Sopranos on HBO:

1. “Sun-Tuh-Zoo. He’s Chinese Prince  Matchabell.”

2. “You’re not in hell…you’re in purgatory, my friend!”

3. “My name’s Clarence.”

4. “You’re not going to believe this, guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians…he was an interior decorator.”

5. “If the boss says you’re Santa Claus, you’re Santa Claus!”

6. “When I was a kid, you two were old ladies. Now I’m old. And you two are still old.” 

7. “This guy gives him the works: MRIs, cat scans, dog scans, you name it.”

8. “I was born, grew up, spent a few years in the army, couple more in the can, and here I am, half a wise guy.”

9. “There was something on T.V. The original elves were ugly, traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin’, and he gave the good ones toys.

10. “By the way, Ton, did your ma have the silver bird package?”

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BONUS (This is more of a Paulie scene rather than a Paulie saying):

Medium: “He says he was your first, but I feel many more…”